Life is better at Mach IV.

Armed with her trusty spatula and industrial-grade bra, Grandma Gert attributes her longevity to a hearty mix of baked goods and adrenaline-based sports. She's been married to Fire Chief Amos since the dinosaur era and loves him with every ounce of her being. Like, literally. We're talking every square inch of her body. It's sometimes hard to watch. Gert believes in the power of squishy hugs, warm sugar cookies, and cocoa laced with just the right amount of bourbon. She also has a PhD in Peanut Butter Pie and teaches impromptu courses on The Golden Rule at the skate park next to the community college.


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