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If it hurts when you do it, don't do it.
Life is better at Mach IV.
Stay aware. The end is never the end.
Kick off your cleats, fire up the blender, and join me on the deck.
Most problems can be solved with a realistic outlook and a thick stack of ones.
Your future is so bright, my crystal ball has a glare.
Injured in an accident? Doesn't matter. Call me.