Need Real Advice?

Then you've come to the wrong place. Seriously, go talk to your family, friends, clergy folk, and/or professional therapists. That's what they're there for. We still love you, but we only want to make you giggle. They want to help. There's a difference.

 

Need Fake Advice?

Well, now you're cookin' with Crisco. Email your questions to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. You can even request a specific Fake Life Coach, or two, possibly three. Beyond that, you're just being greedy. Don't be greedy—only needy. We'll definitely maybe possibly get back to you in a way you wholeheartedly approve or disapprove of. We may even point and laugh, but only when you're not looking. Our staff is rude and deplorable, but we're never cruel. So give us a whirl. You clearly have nothing better to do...because you're here... Who knows? Your problem may just end up butchered and posted for public consumption, and what could be better than that? (rhetorical question, no need to answer)

 

Contact Us by Phone?

Not a chance, but if you were paying attention a moment ago, we said you can email us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. Go ahead. Do it. Send us a problem. You know you wanna.

 

Social Media?

Absolutely. It would be a crime not to invade your day and inhabit your brain, so find us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. You've already proven you have nothing better to do, remember?

 

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