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Harmony the Demon Dog
Harmony the Demon Dog
Bacon and belly rubs. Get on it slacker.
Fire Chief Amos
Fire Chief Amos
If it hurts when you do it, don't do it.
Grandma Gert
Grandma Gert
Life is better at Mach IV.
Carlos de la Muerte
Carlos de la Muerte
Stay aware. The end is never the end.
Madison Hayes
Madison Hayes
Kick off your cleats, fire up the blender, and join me on the deck.
Princess Cinnamon
Princess Cinnamon
Most problems can be solved with a realistic outlook and a thick stack of ones.
Freeda Powers
Freeda Powers
Your future is so bright, my crystal ball has a glare.
Skip McCaulkener
Skip McCaulkener
Injured in an accident? Doesn't matter. Call me.
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Harmony & Carlos
Harmony & Gert
Dog Jumps Fence, Couple Gets Fat
Harmony the Demon Dog and Grandma Gert offer heart-pounding help.
Madison & Freeda
Sister Gives Birth, Brother Gets Bitchy
Madison Hayes and Freeda Powers talk fur babies and fairness.
Tight Pants Cause Twitterpation
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Tight Pants Cause Twitterpation
Madison & Skip
Hunka, Hunka Italian Love Strikes Fear, Inspires Chill
Madison Hayes and Skip McCaulkener decide the best way to catch a hairy Italian.
Skip & Amos
Midlife Crisis Creates Reunion Chaos
Skip McCaulkener and Fire Chief Amos tell it like it is, and can't let it be.
Skip & Cinnamon
Crafty Kid Sparks Entrepreneurial Dilemma
Skip McCaulkener and Princess Cinnamon establish the pros and woes of supporting a dirty-minded genius.
Carlos & Freeda
Haunted Hilda Holds Happiness Hostage
Freeda Powers and Carlos de la Muerte debate whether to console the soul or burn a house to the ground.
Cinnamon & Madison
Girlfriend Gets Wired, Smother Tightens Grip
While debating the right to run wild on sugar, Princess Cinnamon and Madison Hayes accidentally expose a voluptuous secret.
Madison & Gert
Fridge Watches Couple's Every Move
Madison Hayes and Grandma Gert discuss whether to disconnect the tech or freely get the freak on.
Harmony & Carlos
Ferret with PTSD Goes Rogue
When ferocious ferret love upends a relationship, Harmony the Demon Dog and Carlos de la Muerte argue the proper path to comfort and happiness.
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